For some reason, not sure why, possibly the humidity or heat, but some people find it difficult to spot a thief in Dominical. So why not give a few tips on how you can spot a thief a mile away.

First off I would tell you to listen carefully and when your spidey senses are tingling cause the BS is a bit thick. You might be talking to a criminal.

Secondly. If at during pre-determined intervals, they have to visit their probation officer…you might be talking to a criminal.

Thirdly. If they are under house arrest and can not leave the country without violating their parole, despite claiming their mother is on her death bed. You might be talking to a criminal.

Missing two Xmas’s with their family because they are unable to leave the country. You might be talking to a criminal.

If you’ve repeatedly heard the excuse that they are innocent and it was someone else’s fault. Remember…in prison, everyone is innocent. You might be talking to a criminal.

If they are constantly defending and explaining themselves…you might be talking to a criminal.

If they appear in court so often that 95% of the court employees know them by name. You might be talking to a criminal.

If all appeals have been denied all the way to the Supreme Court. You might be talking to a criminal.

If they defend the reason why their “buddy” has an international arrest warrant through Interpol. You might be talking to a criminal.

However ultimately there is one really simple way to spot a criminal from a mile away…SPOT THE TATTOOED FEET and you’ve just spotted your criminal.

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