- Why’d they call it PMS? Cause mad cow disease was already taken.
- Always remember you’re unique – just like everyone else.
- I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative.
- Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly…well enough about ME! How are you?
- Nope…..u still ugly!
- It’s more than your room temperature IQ can handle.
- I’d love to have a battle of wits with you however I don’t believe in fighting an unarmed opponent.
- Jesus loves you…everyone else thinks you’re an asshole!
- Let go of my ears I know what I’m doing.
- Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.
- It takes a big man to cry however it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man!
- Mom never saw the irony in calling me a SOB!
- #1 Oxymoron – Microsoft Works
- Don’t let that mind of yours wonder too much. It’s too small to be out alone.
- Remember: Don’t insult the alligator till after you’ve crossed the river.
Well that’s them. I have more but the list is long enough until the next one alright? 😉
PS: This one gets honorable mention to one “special” person…
PG called and they want their idiot back!