Here’s a few of my favorite one liners. I thought you might get a laugh out of them (or offended).
  • Why’d they call it PMS? Cause mad cow disease was already taken.
  • Always remember you’re unique – just like everyone else.
  • I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative.
  • Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly…well enough about ME! How are you?
  • Nope…..u still ugly!
  • It’s more than your room temperature IQ can handle.
  • I’d love to have a battle of wits with you however I don’t believe in fighting an unarmed opponent.
  • Jesus loves you…everyone else thinks you’re an asshole!
  • Let go of my ears I know what I’m doing.
  • Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.
  • It takes a big man to cry however it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man!
  • Mom never saw the irony in calling me a SOB!
  • #1 Oxymoron – Microsoft Works
  • Don’t let that mind of yours wonder too much. It’s too small to be out alone.
  • Remember: Don’t insult the alligator till after you’ve crossed the river.

Well that’s them. I have more but the list is long enough until the next one alright? 😉

PS: This one gets honorable mention to one “special” person…

PG called and they want their idiot back!


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